Christian Horner's Etsy Witch Is Working Overtime

The girls are BACK. After a little spring break detour (shoutout Puerto Rico and Tulum), Kate and Nicole are finally on the mic together with an agenda that is, frankly, insane.

Is Max actually retiring this time or is he just enrolled at the Toto Wolff Theatrical School of Drama again? What's going on with the 2026 regs, and will the FIA's hot-off-the-press updates save Miami? Plus, our son Kimi Antonelli is leading the championship, Toto has never been happier, and we're getting the tiniest Danny-and-Max-at-Red-Bull flashbacks every time we look at George.

Also discussed: the Aston Martin and Red Bull Struggle Bus (nerve damage! Christian Horner's Etsy witch!), Kim K and Lewis hard launching at Nobu (Met Gala together — yes or no?), Danny and Valtteri at Coachella, Carlos just biking and golfing and biking, and why you NEED to watch MotoGP this weekend (butt cams).

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